可以让你瞬间开心的搞笑句子

热度:0鲜花:0鸡蛋:021年09月30日 03:19
你知道我活了二十多年,我的感情之路有多么的顺利吗?有多顺?我这样说吧!顺到这二十多年的路上都没有什么人!
Do you know that I have been alive for more than 20 years, my love road is how smooth? There are more suitable? Let me put it this way! No one has been on the road for more than 20 years!

可以让你瞬间开心的搞笑句子



作为一个学生,我真的很希望开学的时候见到老师,老师可以跟我说一句:“同学们好,你们看来就来嘛,还带什么作业呢?”是不是每一个可爱的女孩子生活都比较艰苦困难,假如是这样的话,那么我承认我输了,而且输的得一塌糊涂。
As a student, I really hope to see the teacher at the beginning of the semester, the teacher can say to me: "Hello, classmates, you seem to come, but also bring what homework?
" Is it true that every lovely girl has a hard life? If so, then I admit that I have lost, and lost badly.
不要每天总是闷闷不乐的,你要知道,我这么可爱,得不到我的男孩子,又不是仅仅只有你一个,想开点!
Don"t always be sad every day, you know, I am so cute, can"t get my boy, you are not the only one, be happy!
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